AuroraDawn
and the winner for most OC pony cliches goes to… http://asktoxicrave.tumblr.com/

presto plz

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h8seed:

WoodenToaster And H8_Seed-Awoken

ask-rainbowscootaloo:

100 followers… So many witnesses… So little time.
((When I first started this blog I thought of 100 followers as some sort of far off number that I would never reach. Since then I have reached that far off place, and already I’m looking ahead to 200 followers and thinking “Boy, 100 was hard, will 200 be even harder?”
But you know what I’ve gained on this little journey? Besides the followers, I’ve gained a few friends. I’ve met some people I otherwise would have never met, and they helped me build this blog to what it is today. So, thank you for all you’ve done to help me.))

ask-rainbowscootaloo:

100 followers… So many witnesses… So little time.

((When I first started this blog I thought of 100 followers as some sort of far off number that I would never reach. Since then I have reached that far off place, and already I’m looking ahead to 200 followers and thinking “Boy, 100 was hard, will 200 be even harder?”

But you know what I’ve gained on this little journey? Besides the followers, I’ve gained a few friends. I’ve met some people I otherwise would have never met, and they helped me build this blog to what it is today. So, thank you for all you’ve done to help me.))

its-alex-s:

livingtombstone:

cyrilmusic:

baconmane:

diggly:

fyeahfriendshipismagic:

baconmane:

Damn you LasFas.
This is legitimately sad.
Omg.
I never noticed this before.
Fuck.

I came *This* close to manly tears right then… Oh Luna….

What does it say?

“It’s an old pony tradition to leave an offering in the form of candy to ward of Nightmare Moon, hoping that NMN will devour the candy instead of you. When everyone seems to have abandoned Luna, what does she do?She makes a sacrifice to Nightmare Moon, hoping that she won’t return, only to be interrupted by Twilight dressed as Starswirl the Bearded, a pony Luna most likely knew in person, and Twilight treats him as a common costume…”
in the pic, i never noticed it before because of the hub logo, but luna has a piece of candy next to her hoof.

The feels omg

Wow :(

It’s the little amazing things like this that the producers of the show put in that make this show stand out above the rest. Love these little treats they give to us.  

Hearths warming eve tells us Starswirl lived before Equestria was formed, before any of the Alicorns took rule.Luna would not know Starswirl personally, and even if she did at one point, he probably would have been long dead before the initial NMM incident happened.

its-alex-s:

livingtombstone:

cyrilmusic:

baconmane:

diggly:

fyeahfriendshipismagic:

baconmane:

Damn you LasFas.

This is legitimately sad.

Omg.

I never noticed this before.

Fuck.

I came *This* close to manly tears right then… Oh Luna….

What does it say?

“It’s an old pony tradition to leave an offering in the form of candy to ward of Nightmare Moon, hoping that NMN will devour the candy instead of you. When everyone seems to have abandoned Luna, what does she do?
She makes a sacrifice to Nightmare Moon, hoping that she won’t return, only to be interrupted by Twilight dressed as Starswirl the Bearded, a pony Luna most likely knew in person, and Twilight treats him as a common costume…”

in the pic, i never noticed it before because of the hub logo, but luna has a piece of candy next to her hoof.

The feels omg

Wow :(

It’s the little amazing things like this that the producers of the show put in that make this show stand out above the rest. 

Love these little treats they give to us.  

Hearths warming eve tells us Starswirl lived before Equestria was formed, before any of the Alicorns took rule.

Luna would not know Starswirl personally, and even if she did at one point, he probably would have been long dead before the initial NMM incident happened.

Wow, Rainbow Dash does have beautiful eyes. I heard that from a ghost, mind passing that along to Rainbow Dash?

I would love to but I can’t talk to Dash, because she’s a fictional character.

They are beautiful though, aren’t they? >:3

b8seed:

I’M TRYING TO FIND ALL THE DICKS OKAY
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Yes good

b8seed:

I’M TRYING TO FIND ALL THE DICKS OKAY

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Yes good

Portal 2 Concept Art

2, 3, 7, 13, 14, 15, 23, and 53.

2. Nul

3. Applejack

7. My car

13. Nothing, used to be ponies but now idgaf

14. Nul

15. I’ll tell you in August

23. A sense of humor. Oh my god, no lie. If you are a funny person, you are sexy.

53. I believe I do.

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
b8seed:

Ah, welcome to the funhouse, ladies and gents.

There is nothing I do not like about this picture.

b8seed:

Ah, welcome to the funhouse, ladies and gents.

There is nothing I do not like about this picture.